So, here I am, roaming around this adult Web site that I have signed up for so that I can read the ads and look for juicy bits to tell you about. One of them found me recently. This was in my inbox from a 27 year old man in Ghana whose profile is titled "I Need a Woman to Married:"
hi sweetie -
how are you?l hope you are doing well in life as l am here okay .my dear l have here okay and l no you are interested in me as l also do okay .dear do you no somthing ,l want to have inlove with you okay and also l want spent the rest of my life with you my dear okay bcs l really need you in my life all the time okay.dear l want to as you that do you have any massagers that you chat there bcs l want you to give me yours okay so that we can chat at that place to no more abt each others .so l want you to give me you ''id''so that we can chat there okay my dear. lreally love you and to have you in my arms okay .dear have a nice day and a movement okay l love you and hoping to here from you soon okay.l love you my dear oky.
9.11.2006
8.15.2006
Seeking a beutiful mind
Seeking a beutiful mind - the good & the true is found in beauty
I am passionate about the Good, the True and the Beautiful and know that the way to one is through the other.
I seek a beautiful mind that dwells within a beautiful spirit and a body of outer and inner beauty.
The life of letters is my passion and my avocation.
I am passionate about ideas, writing, and the infinite gateway to the infinite Cosmos found amongst books.
I love life and I'm quick to laugh.
I am not an athlete, nor interested in athletics, watching or participating in sports – but I do not neglect my 5’ 7”, 140 lb slender body. One’s body is one’s temple and I do not neglect it, nor overindulge it. To stay in shape I’m more inclined to take long walks. Though I confess I am passionate not only about words found between the covers of books but I enjoy the passion found amongst other covers as well.
I have wavy brown hair streaked with gray, gray side burns, salt and pepper goatee and beard, and wear glasses.
I am thoughtful, compassionate, caring, concerned, committed, honest, playful, spacey, and intellectual.
I read ferociously and addictively, now exclusively non-fiction: I’m driven to explore the nature of the human mind and humanly made reality. In doing this I venture into many realms, so of which are theology, metaphysics, physics, cognitive psychology, Kabbalah, Qabalah, mysticism, linguistics, to name a few topics. I use to wander amongst the stars and alternate realties in the realms of Science Fiction and Fantasy – that was prior to indulging in writing my own fantasy novel.
I was raised a Reform Jew, I am a student and practitioner of the Goddess/Wiccan traditions and also a have found a true spiritual home in the way of Taoism.
Lastly, I am not a dancer but I truly believe that unexpected invitations are dancing lessons from the Divine – thus I am always willing to dance that dance, which is why I am here seeking you.
I am passionate about the Good, the True and the Beautiful and know that the way to one is through the other.
I seek a beautiful mind that dwells within a beautiful spirit and a body of outer and inner beauty.
The life of letters is my passion and my avocation.
I am passionate about ideas, writing, and the infinite gateway to the infinite Cosmos found amongst books.
I love life and I'm quick to laugh.
I am not an athlete, nor interested in athletics, watching or participating in sports – but I do not neglect my 5’ 7”, 140 lb slender body. One’s body is one’s temple and I do not neglect it, nor overindulge it. To stay in shape I’m more inclined to take long walks. Though I confess I am passionate not only about words found between the covers of books but I enjoy the passion found amongst other covers as well.
I have wavy brown hair streaked with gray, gray side burns, salt and pepper goatee and beard, and wear glasses.
I am thoughtful, compassionate, caring, concerned, committed, honest, playful, spacey, and intellectual.
I read ferociously and addictively, now exclusively non-fiction: I’m driven to explore the nature of the human mind and humanly made reality. In doing this I venture into many realms, so of which are theology, metaphysics, physics, cognitive psychology, Kabbalah, Qabalah, mysticism, linguistics, to name a few topics. I use to wander amongst the stars and alternate realties in the realms of Science Fiction and Fantasy – that was prior to indulging in writing my own fantasy novel.
I was raised a Reform Jew, I am a student and practitioner of the Goddess/Wiccan traditions and also a have found a true spiritual home in the way of Taoism.
Lastly, I am not a dancer but I truly believe that unexpected invitations are dancing lessons from the Divine – thus I am always willing to dance that dance, which is why I am here seeking you.
8.13.2006
She have to be not shine
My apologies for my absence of the last few days. My research into online dating ads led me to a site that held me captive (and captivated) for hours on end. I didn't mean to ignore you. That new site sends me matches via e-mail like match.com does. The most recent ad comes from that list, posted by a 54-year-old man who lists English as the language he speaks:
"I am not yang, but i am not old. That trhu.
Who don't believe me I can show that if
she get sex with me. I need some times
use the scooter , but that don't reslect on
my male quolit ..."
"My Ideal Person:My partner have be a women , who needs
to meet themen in her home or apartment ,it is
doesn't meter where, once or beter twice
times a week. She have to be not shine
and be ready to do all thing what his or
hers fantasy them will say."
"I am not yang, but i am not old. That trhu.
Who don't believe me I can show that if
she get sex with me. I need some times
use the scooter , but that don't reslect on
my male quolit ..."
"My Ideal Person:My partner have be a women , who needs
to meet themen in her home or apartment ,it is
doesn't meter where, once or beter twice
times a week. She have to be not shine
and be ready to do all thing what his or
hers fantasy them will say."
7.20.2006
A Little More to the Story
I posted an ad on craigslist, in the Miscellaneous Romance category, inviting people with a story to tell about answering a personals ad to send me an e-mail and their permission to blog it
Our first responder writes:
Hi
Yes. He came to my door. I let him in and led him to the bedroom.
He was about 40. Tall, goodlooking.
I knelt before him and slipped off his shoes. He grabbed my hair. I unzipped his jeans and took hold of his throbbing member.
He pushed my face to him. I took him in my mouth and he became rock hard. I undid his belt, and took his jeans off. He sat on the edge of my bed.
I, still kneeling, looked up at him and thanked him for choosing me. He slapped my face. Told me I was his whore. His cumrag. I thanked him again.
Again, he grabbed my hair and forced himself into my mouth. I sucked, licked and served him his pleasure. He became so swollen, I didn't think I could keep him in my mouth any longer, then he released. Cum everywhere. I swallowed, and lapped it up. it was all over my face, in my hair.
It tasted so good. I got so swollen my self, I came in my pants.
He comes over every other Tuesday and makes me serve him his pleasure.
I have a Mistress, but he is my secret Master.
Our first responder writes:
Hi
Yes. He came to my door. I let him in and led him to the bedroom.
He was about 40. Tall, goodlooking.
I knelt before him and slipped off his shoes. He grabbed my hair. I unzipped his jeans and took hold of his throbbing member.
He pushed my face to him. I took him in my mouth and he became rock hard. I undid his belt, and took his jeans off. He sat on the edge of my bed.
I, still kneeling, looked up at him and thanked him for choosing me. He slapped my face. Told me I was his whore. His cumrag. I thanked him again.
Again, he grabbed my hair and forced himself into my mouth. I sucked, licked and served him his pleasure. He became so swollen, I didn't think I could keep him in my mouth any longer, then he released. Cum everywhere. I swallowed, and lapped it up. it was all over my face, in my hair.
It tasted so good. I got so swollen my self, I came in my pants.
He comes over every other Tuesday and makes me serve him his pleasure.
I have a Mistress, but he is my secret Master.
7.19.2006
No Fatties
She's right. There are a lot of men who post NO FATTIES in their ads, but I've noticed that they tend to be young men who still have a lot invested in the fantasy about the perfect woman.
My interpretation of M4W ads - 34
While cruising the M4W ads with no particular purpose in mind except to investigate the workings of the modern male animal mind, I have experienced two revelations: That many of these men post repetitively [there are guys that have a new ad up every day/weekend with the same photo] and they loathe overweight women. Now what construes a body as overweight can vary. Certain people have a tolerance for less body mass than others...but here is the catch: MOST WOMEN FEEL THAT THEY ARE OVERWEIGHT. I'm imagining there is a horde of women who'd like to respond to the ads but they are afraid the men would be repelled by their size 14 body. Yes, there are women with great slender bodies that are aware of how great they look....but these women aren't looking for mates on the internet usually. They meet men everywhere they go unless they are socially stunted.
So I get a real kick from the guys that are posting NO FATTIES in such a tone of frustration. I mean, not only are you desperate for a woman but you're looking for a body type that is natural only to 13 yr. old girls or less than 6% (I'm making shit up here) of the female population. I suppose that's why there are so many pedo's on myspace cruising for underaged girls. Did I just say that out loud?
I'm not saying you should not have a preference....goodness knows, I have preferences too...but I would not exclude someone I might have a great time with just because he doesn't have the black hair, green eyes and 6'1" body that I find attractive. I'm just making a late night observation. I'm not looking for dates, my weekends are already booked up with guys & friends that want to spend time with me.....and I'm a size 16.
My interpretation of M4W ads - 34
While cruising the M4W ads with no particular purpose in mind except to investigate the workings of the modern male animal mind, I have experienced two revelations: That many of these men post repetitively [there are guys that have a new ad up every day/weekend with the same photo] and they loathe overweight women. Now what construes a body as overweight can vary. Certain people have a tolerance for less body mass than others...but here is the catch: MOST WOMEN FEEL THAT THEY ARE OVERWEIGHT. I'm imagining there is a horde of women who'd like to respond to the ads but they are afraid the men would be repelled by their size 14 body. Yes, there are women with great slender bodies that are aware of how great they look....but these women aren't looking for mates on the internet usually. They meet men everywhere they go unless they are socially stunted.
So I get a real kick from the guys that are posting NO FATTIES in such a tone of frustration. I mean, not only are you desperate for a woman but you're looking for a body type that is natural only to 13 yr. old girls or less than 6% (I'm making shit up here) of the female population. I suppose that's why there are so many pedo's on myspace cruising for underaged girls. Did I just say that out loud?
I'm not saying you should not have a preference....goodness knows, I have preferences too...but I would not exclude someone I might have a great time with just because he doesn't have the black hair, green eyes and 6'1" body that I find attractive. I'm just making a late night observation. I'm not looking for dates, my weekends are already booked up with guys & friends that want to spend time with me.....and I'm a size 16.
7.18.2006
Blackmail, or A Moral Dilemma
I have been quite titillated by a number of the ads that I see online. Sometimes I can go quite far down the rabbit hole and spend entire days immersed in the fantasy evoked by an ad.
One category of ads that I have avoided entirely reposting here is that of married men (or women) looking for someone to address the needs not being addressed by their partner. Some of them are quite brave in what they reveal. And there's no way, of course, for anyone but the author to know whether it's real or a fantasy or a private joke. So, I just don't go there.
But someone else has:
An invitation to a difficult choice... - m4w - 30
I am sure this missive comes as a surprise. You have no doubt felt secure in the secrecy of your indiscretion. However, I’m afraid you have been a bit careless in your efforts to cover up the situation. I am in possession of the letters and certain photographs that unambiguously depict your role in this sordid business. A little sleuthing has positioned me to reveal these to everyone – your significant other, your family, and your workplace. I am willing and able to do so at any time. I am well aware of the depths to which this would reduce you.
By now, you are desperately trying to guess my identity. A fruitless exercise, I fear, as we’ve never met before, and I stumbled upon all of this quite by chance. Fortunately for you, my silence in this matter can be bought. I don’t mean with money, of course – I have my own ample means and no need whatsoever for yours. I have an alternate sort of compensation in mind.
Before you leap to the conclusion that I’m demanding a few awkward, one-sided couplings in dull motel rooms, understand that I have as little interest in that as you. Which is not to say that my intentions are strictly chaste, mind you. My interests just happen to lie outside the bedroom. I am curious to see how a woman like you countenances shame and humiliation. You will cater to my whim in this regard, acting in the capacity commonly termed that of the submissive.
What will this entail? Honestly, I am loathe to spoil the surprise, but I suppose a taste of what’s to come is needed for you to make an informed decision. When we take dinner at Aqua, say, I might ask you to retire to the restroom to remove your undergarments, and render them to me, for the duration of the evening. Perhaps in lieu of lunch one afternoon, I’ll request that you take a stroll with me along Baker Beach – the nude portion, that is. Or maybe I’ll register a room at the W for the day just so you can “inadvertently” welcome room service in the buff. If you are in any minor way disobedient or snarky, perhaps I will make you wear nipple clamps while we walk through the MOMA. These examples are purely illustrative, of course, and over time my interests, and your boundaries, may expand. Provided that you are compliant and courageous in the face of an occasional adventure along these lines, I will preserve your secret. From what I know of your inner life, I even harbor an inkling that this might appeal to you, on some level.
I say “occasional” because I am a busy man, and as entertaining as this situation might be for me, I can hardly make a vocation of it. I imagine that my schedule couldn’t accommodate more than one such session every couple weeks, if that. I do however expect you to make yourself available upon request. That much said, we can endeavor to avoid any disruptions in your lifestyle – I have no desire to draw attention to our antics by coming between yourself and your work or relationships. This will merely be our little secret on the side. You are used to keeping secrets, I believe.
When you’ve had some time to think it over, contact at me at the given address and let me know your intentions. If I do not hear from you within a week, then I will begin taking steps to air your dirty laundry. Should you choose to accept my offer, I will suggest a neutral place and time, such as an afternoon at a café, where we might inaugurate our agreement.
You shall know me only as, Mr. W
[[You are female, in your 20s or 30s. You are educated, cultured (you wouldn’t ordinarily feel uncomfortable in any place I mention above, with the possible exception of Baker Beach), financially secure, yet drawn to the prospect of role-playing a submissive. An interest in exhibitionism and moderate BDSM is preferred. You would rather keep our face-to-face encounters as “in-character” as possible. You are intrigued by the psychological aspect of this more so than any physical interaction. You are above all game for some safe, legal, and hygienically uncomplicated fun. Detailed out-of-character discussion of boundaries and directions is encouraged.
I am male, in my 30s, probably overeducated, a little wry and mischievous, tall and quite thin, supercilious, versed in food, travel, and the arts. I am in a long-term and open relationship, and this would be a good match for someone in a comparable situation. In case this somehow failed to be conveyed above, I am not out looking for sex.
For the benefit of any psychotic or deeply troubled readers, this scenario is pure fiction, and any resemblance to your personal delusions/problems is entirely coincidental.]]
One category of ads that I have avoided entirely reposting here is that of married men (or women) looking for someone to address the needs not being addressed by their partner. Some of them are quite brave in what they reveal. And there's no way, of course, for anyone but the author to know whether it's real or a fantasy or a private joke. So, I just don't go there.
But someone else has:
An invitation to a difficult choice... - m4w - 30
I am sure this missive comes as a surprise. You have no doubt felt secure in the secrecy of your indiscretion. However, I’m afraid you have been a bit careless in your efforts to cover up the situation. I am in possession of the letters and certain photographs that unambiguously depict your role in this sordid business. A little sleuthing has positioned me to reveal these to everyone – your significant other, your family, and your workplace. I am willing and able to do so at any time. I am well aware of the depths to which this would reduce you.
By now, you are desperately trying to guess my identity. A fruitless exercise, I fear, as we’ve never met before, and I stumbled upon all of this quite by chance. Fortunately for you, my silence in this matter can be bought. I don’t mean with money, of course – I have my own ample means and no need whatsoever for yours. I have an alternate sort of compensation in mind.
Before you leap to the conclusion that I’m demanding a few awkward, one-sided couplings in dull motel rooms, understand that I have as little interest in that as you. Which is not to say that my intentions are strictly chaste, mind you. My interests just happen to lie outside the bedroom. I am curious to see how a woman like you countenances shame and humiliation. You will cater to my whim in this regard, acting in the capacity commonly termed that of the submissive.
What will this entail? Honestly, I am loathe to spoil the surprise, but I suppose a taste of what’s to come is needed for you to make an informed decision. When we take dinner at Aqua, say, I might ask you to retire to the restroom to remove your undergarments, and render them to me, for the duration of the evening. Perhaps in lieu of lunch one afternoon, I’ll request that you take a stroll with me along Baker Beach – the nude portion, that is. Or maybe I’ll register a room at the W for the day just so you can “inadvertently” welcome room service in the buff. If you are in any minor way disobedient or snarky, perhaps I will make you wear nipple clamps while we walk through the MOMA. These examples are purely illustrative, of course, and over time my interests, and your boundaries, may expand. Provided that you are compliant and courageous in the face of an occasional adventure along these lines, I will preserve your secret. From what I know of your inner life, I even harbor an inkling that this might appeal to you, on some level.
I say “occasional” because I am a busy man, and as entertaining as this situation might be for me, I can hardly make a vocation of it. I imagine that my schedule couldn’t accommodate more than one such session every couple weeks, if that. I do however expect you to make yourself available upon request. That much said, we can endeavor to avoid any disruptions in your lifestyle – I have no desire to draw attention to our antics by coming between yourself and your work or relationships. This will merely be our little secret on the side. You are used to keeping secrets, I believe.
When you’ve had some time to think it over, contact at me at the given address and let me know your intentions. If I do not hear from you within a week, then I will begin taking steps to air your dirty laundry. Should you choose to accept my offer, I will suggest a neutral place and time, such as an afternoon at a café, where we might inaugurate our agreement.
You shall know me only as, Mr. W
[[You are female, in your 20s or 30s. You are educated, cultured (you wouldn’t ordinarily feel uncomfortable in any place I mention above, with the possible exception of Baker Beach), financially secure, yet drawn to the prospect of role-playing a submissive. An interest in exhibitionism and moderate BDSM is preferred. You would rather keep our face-to-face encounters as “in-character” as possible. You are intrigued by the psychological aspect of this more so than any physical interaction. You are above all game for some safe, legal, and hygienically uncomplicated fun. Detailed out-of-character discussion of boundaries and directions is encouraged.
I am male, in my 30s, probably overeducated, a little wry and mischievous, tall and quite thin, supercilious, versed in food, travel, and the arts. I am in a long-term and open relationship, and this would be a good match for someone in a comparable situation. In case this somehow failed to be conveyed above, I am not out looking for sex.
For the benefit of any psychotic or deeply troubled readers, this scenario is pure fiction, and any resemblance to your personal delusions/problems is entirely coincidental.]]
7.13.2006
A Very Creative Approach
I think that "farcically cynical" is the most unusual qualification to-date.
one-week stand
One-night stands being both insufficient to fully explore possibilities and having a bad aftertaste, I propose here a one-week stand:
a - 3 dinners
b - 3 flicks
c - 1 art exhibition
d - 24 instances of sex (schedule available on request)
(a, b & c is convertible to d)
Mutual quals: educated, good looks, fit and on the lean side, city dwellers, farcically cynical.
Start date: this weekend.
one-week stand
One-night stands being both insufficient to fully explore possibilities and having a bad aftertaste, I propose here a one-week stand:
a - 3 dinners
b - 3 flicks
c - 1 art exhibition
d - 24 instances of sex (schedule available on request)
(a, b & c is convertible to d)
Mutual quals: educated, good looks, fit and on the lean side, city dwellers, farcically cynical.
Start date: this weekend.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
