She have to be not shine

My apologies for my absence of the last few days. My research into online dating ads led me to a site that held me captive (and captivated) for hours on end. I didn't mean to ignore you. That new site sends me matches via e-mail like match.com does. The most recent ad comes from that list, posted by a 54-year-old man who lists English as the language he speaks:

"I am not yang, but i am not old. That trhu.
Who don't believe me I can show that if
she get sex with me. I need some times
use the scooter , but that don't reslect on
my male quolit ..."

"My Ideal Person:My partner have be a women , who needs
to meet themen in her home or apartment ,it is
doesn't meter where, once or beter twice
times a week. She have to be not shine
and be ready to do all thing what his or
hers fantasy them will say."