7.04.2006

Better use spell check if you reply to this one

Would you reply to this ad? What would you say?

Imperfect perfectionist seeks perfect imperfectionist - 37

Are you meticulous, hygenic, orderly and fastidious? Do you have a low tolerance for poor spelling and grammatical errors by native English speakers? Do you have a well-developed aesthetic sense that's reflected in the clothes you wear, your home furnishings, the art on your walls, the wine you drink, the food you eat, the music you love? Are you an impeccable hostess? If so, you might just be my dream girl -- provided you also happen to be Jewish. Please don't leave me wondering; just drop me an email and let me know you exist!

I don't mind hygenic and orderly, but meticulous and fastidious - that's asking too much. And notice how sex is the one thing he doesn't mention? I think what he really wants is a butler.

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