Do Tell: Obsessed with online ads

I have always wanted to be a fly on the wall when some of the personals advertisers meet.

This ad for a sensual massage is the one that piques my interest today:

All sessions start with a chat about your needs, desires, and boundaries ( I have some too! ). Once we have discussed the style of session for you I'll give you a few minutes to disrobe and get comfortable on my table. Soft music, candles, and savory scents will surround you as my very large hands start moving those daily stressers out of your body. Your circulation will improve and hopefully at this point the mind will relax and the heart will open, your body will start to dance with the movements of my hands, body, and breath. My touch will flow seamlessly from deep to light and from your outer extremities to your inner heat. Your breath will sync with mine as I lead you to the steps of ectasy and whole body release. A brief description of me physically- I'm 6'8", 230lbs., in shape/slim with dark hair, green eyes, a few beautiful tattoos, and a warm and welcome smile.

What I want to know is - what happened next? Was his e-mail server overwhelmed by the traffic? Did anybody show up?

What do you think happened?

What about you? Have you posted or responded to an ad? I want to hear all about it...