7.04.2006

Maybe a Little Humor Will Work

Another intriguing ad:

Hot Sugar mama, apply here

What I expect.. I expect you to meet me at the Fifth Floor with your American Express card. (Black one preferred) I am Hot, so you better be on the same page. You need to be 5' 8" 105 lbs and C-cup. You must be 23-24 years old. I am 43, so that would be perfect. :) After dinner, we can hook up with one of your hottie friends. (Please send pic) and have a party. I play the guitar at all hours. (Even when you are trying to sleep) I like to grab boobs from about 7:00 am till 7:00 pm. Oh let's be honest... 24/7 Did I mention I am broke? I need a sugar mama to bring me a bottle of wine and some 420 once in a while. If you like the way this sounds, please reply. And if you don't , but know somebody that might, I'll give you five bucks.

What kind of response will this ad get?

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